Just had a wonderful argument with my father… he thought ‘Primitive Radio Gods’ was U2!!
12/22/11 – Josie and I spent 6 hours talkin’ about life and drinking an Old Fashioned. Amazing. She also knew who the youngest mom EVER was….so I didn’t have to tell her the story (that’s my random fact for the week)
12/23/11 – Wake up..stack some cookies……sans hat…rare…..
12/23/11 – Rapid Rays…..before dad learned how to use my camera
12/23/11 – After dad learned how to use the camera
12/18/11 – I seriously get my humor from my papa……
12/18/11 – After almost dying on the airplane (long story…but it’s totally true) I met up with some family at Saco House Of Pizza. (LTR, cousin, mom, aunt, me)… My aunt brought gift bags from her husbands 60’s themed birthday…
12/18/11 – Mom thought 300 lights would be enough for the tree. She was going to use math to calculate if it would work but I said there was no way…….
12/18/11 – My very first xmas ball. “babys first xmas 1982″
12/19/11 – Dad asked me to send a text from his phone cos i was ‘faster’ at it….I told him it was TORTURE!! T9!
12/19/11 – Shots at the ‘back for the holidays hometown bar’… with Kurt Brown
12/19/11 – ‘Did you hear what happened to her?’ drunk….WASTED and looking at our senior yearbook. With Katrina Chessman
12/20/11 – My uncle got a digital recorder for his birthday…we set out to write and record a song in 30 minutes.. It was called “boring flooring” and I played the keyboard….so it was terrible.
12/21/11 – My brother and I circa 1987 or 1988..Yes I am the girl..
more to come…
My good friend @amyadams was hanging out on a lesbian porn site called ‘CrashPad’ with her friend…. they were innocently looking down through the profiles of the lesbians & trans dudes who do porn on the site….they found THIS guy……
So I had lunch with @amyadams today and we went back to her house….she told me the story and said “you have to see his picture”… and what I saw….is what you see above this…….
JUST SO YOU KNOW I DO NOT DO PORN………. I swear to god… I always get compared to fat mexican hipster dudes.. like Rome from Sublime, Andrew Garcia from American Idol season 9…. and now this dude….
although I do like his sweater…….
On monday I went to the bank to deposit a check. When I got up to the counter, the woman was a little weird… I think cos she saw my (real) last name is spanish, she thought I spoke spanish…then reprimanded me (in english) about how I filled out my ‘deposit’ form wrong… I told her “I’ve been coming to this bank for a year and this is the first time someone said it was wrong!!’
She then took one look at me…sunglasses on with a beanie and asked ‘is this your account?’ feeling like she was attacking the fact that I ‘look kinda like a dude’ and my real name is really femme I said, ‘yes it is’ and she started laughing really hard.
I stared her down and asked in a harsh tone “Why are you laughing, what’s funny?”… This was one the most awesome moments I had in a long time that I can’t really describe with words…… cos when I stood up to her she completely changed her tone and apologized for laughing….all of a sudden she got all subservient and pathetic…..being REALLY nice to me… and not laughing at all….All because I called her out for laughing at me to my face ‘cos she thought i was a dude!
It was awesome to turn the tables around on someone like that!!
DJ No Name is the reason that I work in radio… When I worked in promotions, my office was right next to the studio.. He came in one morning and said, “I need a girls voice for something, will you help?” I said “sure” and we proceeded to do a bit called “Oprah Says No”…..Basically, Oprah always gives people things for their SOB stories, so he was having people call in for tickets, tell us bad stuff that happened to them, and I would always say NO…
That lead to “jordin races animals” “jordins gay porn review” and the world-famous “excuse me miss, may I borrow a feminine napkin” (Listen to that here)
He just landed the morning show gig at WFNX in Boston (a station I used to listen to when I was growing up in New England) 6a-10a M-F (EST). Listen to him here .. He’s wonderful!!
Yes, i am somewhere in that photo… my mom made my dress…she cried a lot,
and for some weird reason didn’t want me to go to prom…..
NICK: Did you go to prom?
ME: yeah… I went with my bass player…and I drank for the first time in my life….You know it was my first time because I mixed VODKA with… CHOCOLATE MILK.
EVERYONE: ewwwwwwwwwww! nasty
ME: Then I proceeded to make out with a boy ALL night
AMY: ewwwwwwwwwwww! Vodka and Chocolate milk???
ME: Wow…I like how out of those two things, THATS the one you’re grossed out by the most!!!
This week someone impersonated me in the Remote Control Radio chatroom…they even used a pic of my cat as their userpic!! Damn!!!!! They even TALKED like me… I wonder who it was… The ‘remote controllers’ thought I was talking to myself… but I really wasn’t!! Too busy to talk to myself!!
this caller made working black friday worth it if you call a break into walmart....then.. they found a WHAT....and WHERE??!?! i cannot draw...i guess should i find this callers phone number? yeah...it really has been a while... This IS exactly what its like.....isnt it? these poor twins
Okay.. I was a child of the 90’s… I’ve watched MTV as long as I’ve been alive…and I still do….. And I remember when this Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Tupac, Biggie thing was big on MTV… And I’ve seen this music video about 1,000 times…. but..always on MTV…so, you know….all the ‘bad words’ were beeped out..
Well… I recently downloaded that song…..and it came on shuffle… I was rappin’ along…and then when they get to the part where he says
“She wants the n**** with the biggest _______”… My whole life…ever since this video came out, I thought the beeped out word was d**k?! Right?!?!?
Today I’m listening to it, and he says “she wants the n**** with the biggest NUTS”.. WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Everything I know is a lie!!! agghhhhh!!
But…. it’s still an AWESOME music video!!
