Jordin Silver http://jordinsilver.com The randomness that is Jordin Silver Sat, 05 May 2012 03:38:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 hard questions, jesus caring & texts http://jordinsilver.com/2012/05/04/hard-questions-jesus-caring-texts/ http://jordinsilver.com/2012/05/04/hard-questions-jesus-caring-texts/#comments Sat, 05 May 2012 03:37:19 +0000 Jordin Silver http://jordinsilver.com/?p=1989

really hard question #1
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really hard question #2
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I always get in trouble for saying this
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Why is he allowed to get married and not me?
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do you think this way when you're in heavy traffic?
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jesus cares....yes...yes he does
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I got hit by the WOLFPACK
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why do people do things like this?
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my sunglasses weren't quite sunglasses i guesss
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I am so professional......
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This lil girls will always be know as this
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what the hell is that noise?
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Ted N and the secret service
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thanks for making me feel old kid
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well that was a freudian slip if I've ever heard one
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Fuck the hologram mania
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what do i wear on your boat?
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the commercials are not accurate
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isnt he dead?
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We are so NOT rockers...yes I did air this!
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I dont believe this story
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doing the kidd chris laugh
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I fucking love fucking swearing...FUCK
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why do people do this for fun?
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no...im gay though...
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who is having sex with this animal?
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Why my dad will NEVER leave my mom
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this bitch is my HERO
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when something breaks...live on air
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I didnt sign up for this when I moved to ATL
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This happens when you call someone who texted in to win
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Ill get fired one day for this
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my dad sucks at the internet
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Ive been waiting two years for this phone call to happen
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just a lot of swearing..
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I got this guy... I got this guy GOOD
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Madonna...you're boring
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Priest Porn...is anyone surprised?
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we're all going to hell for laughing at this
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RIP dude who created Marshall Amps
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Austin...you're sick
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Possibly the best Urban Dictionary Word Of The Night ever
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Yes.. I’ve totally lost it!! This cast… all these damn appointments…the stress of losing my car and having to deal with insurance…a LAW SUIT….going to court…My hand hurting 24/7 no matter what pain killers I put in my body…. I’ve officially lost it…. here is a :28 second video to prove it

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I just need a night where I can go out….get wasted and see a band I love…..no drama…no car stuff…. no problems… Just dancing and fun….

It took me 2 seconds to get on the list…. but now I have to get a day off of work… i want it so bad…….. I need to just go dance and be stupid so bad…… But THIS is how I’ve decided to ask for a day off with my boss…haha

oh  and CLICK HERE to watch a video of me and KATE from The Ting Ting’s drinking backstage
at endfest ‘08

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*my friend alexis says something I don’t like*
ME: hey… I may have ONE GOOD HAND… but I have a knife in my broken one!

elephant at the mall (can someone get me a job at SNL writing WEEKEND UPDATE?)
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duh W. Houston was doing blow..
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allz I gotsta say is vibrating panties
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those are fighting words jordin...
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Bro is totally hitting on me
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Starbucks Beetlejuce
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is this a guy or a girl? and are they faking this phone call?
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they are unlikely friends
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this is what i gotta do to get my intern to get me wendys
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with this fucking thing on my hand……you wouldn’t think so…but it was!!

lets drop acid and do this
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what do you think she really wanted??
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what a stoner instrument
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my boss and i talk about my hand
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this girl is the reason i got in a car accident
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damn straight that son uv a bitch
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size matters austin.....
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i dont care what was trapped in the closet
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no way he is 23 years old
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this is what the pope smells like
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she is in love with a drum set
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a zing on courtney love
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just hide it in an old lady's......
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does it float?
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I went to the clermont two times in one week
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slipknot is...pedictable
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what do I have to do to win tickets?
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im soooooo going to hell
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nice pun jordin...nice pun...
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i called this break PIG SCREWER
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the time change screwed me up....
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AGGGGHHHHH THIS HAUNTS ME
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When I was lucky enough to get a job at Project 961 I was able to save money..and after 10 years of driving around my beat up 1993 Mercury Capri.. I was able to buy a Porsche.

I have a clean driving record…I haven’t even been pulled over and given a ticket…
This happened.. The Police Officer heard two words and said I failed to yield.. It was all my fault.. He didnt care that the guy was speeding UP a hill….
I will fight this….



Hand has 6 broken bones…
I am in extreme pain even with the medicine.
I need surgery……
My really good friends….that know me really well asked “are you ever gonna be able to play guitar again”…

My hand hurts….I will type more later…


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