Well, I finally encountered that “rite of passage” on thursday…. february 2nd 2012…….at around 6:30p EST…… While filing my taxes…. I found out this is the first year…..that I OWE

Booooooooo! Hiss!!!

So what if they match my cat???

There are not too many things I nerd out about…music…and frames!!

There are like NO picture online of people wearing these frames. So for the next person.. here are some pix on a human..

12/23/11 – My Pepere (grandfather).. born in 1928… still kickin. He’s a nice dude… kinda looks like the Grinch

12/23/11 – Modeling the jacket my aunt got me!!

12/23/11 – Mom and Dad had this sweatshirt made for me.with my porsche on it (cos they’re

12/23/11 – Mom and Pepere opening presents

12/23/11 – I got some socks!! Which you think would be a dumb gift but I LOVE how they feel.. so comfy

12/22/11 – Josie and I spent 6 hours talkin’ about life and drinking an Old Fashioned. Amazing. She also knew who the youngest mom EVER was….so I didn’t have to tell her the story (that’s my random fact for the week)

12/23/11 – Wake up..stack some cookies……sans hat…rare…..

12/23/11 – Rapid Rays…..before dad learned how to use my camera

12/23/11 – After dad learned how to use the camera

12/18/11 – I seriously get my humor from my papa……

12/18/11 – After almost dying on the airplane (long story…but it’s totally true) I met up with some family at Saco House Of Pizza. (LTR, cousin, mom, aunt, me)… My aunt brought gift bags from her husbands 60’s themed birthday…

12/18/11 – Mom thought 300 lights would be enough for the tree. She was going to use math to calculate if it would work but I said there was no way…….

12/18/11 – My very first xmas ball. “babys first xmas 1982″

12/19/11 – Dad asked me to send a text from his phone cos i was ‘faster’ at it….I told him it was TORTURE!! T9!

12/19/11 – Shots at the ‘back for the holidays hometown bar’… with Kurt Brown

12/19/11 – ‘Did you hear what happened to her?’ drunk….WASTED and looking at our senior yearbook. With Katrina Chessman

12/20/11 – My uncle got a digital recorder for his birthday…we set out to write and record a song in 30 minutes.. It was called “boring flooring” and I played the keyboard….so it was terrible.

12/21/11 – My brother and I circa 1987 or 1988..Yes I am the girl..

more to come…

My good friend @amyadams was hanging out on a lesbian porn site called ‘CrashPad’ with her friend…. they were innocently looking down through the profiles of the lesbians & trans dudes who do porn on the site….they found THIS guy……

So I had lunch with @amyadams today and we went back to her house….she told me the story and said “you have to see his picture”… and what I saw….is what you see above this…….

JUST SO YOU KNOW I DO NOT DO PORN………. I swear to god… I always get compared to fat mexican hipster dudes.. like Rome from Sublime, Andrew Garcia from American Idol season 9…. and now this dude….
although I do like his sweater…….

She then took one look at me…sunglasses on with a beanie and asked ‘is this your account?’ feeling like she was attacking the fact that I ‘look kinda like a dude’ and my real name is really femme I said, ‘yes it is’ and she started laughing really hard.

I stared her down and asked in a harsh tone “Why are you laughing, what’s funny?”… This was one the most awesome moments I had in a long time that I can’t really describe with words…… cos when I stood up to her she completely changed her tone and apologized for laughing….all of a sudden she got all subservient and pathetic…..being REALLY nice to me… and not laughing at all….All because I called her out for laughing at me to my face ‘cos she thought i was a dude!

It was awesome to turn the tables around on someone like that!!

Yes, i am somewhere in that photo… my mom made my dress…she cried a lot,
and for some weird reason didn’t want me to go to prom…..

NICK: Did you go to prom?
ME: yeah… I went with my bass player…and I drank for the first time in my life….You know it was my first time because I mixed VODKA with… CHOCOLATE MILK.
EVERYONE: ewwwwwwwwwww! nasty
ME: Then I proceeded to make out with a boy ALL night
AMY: ewwwwwwwwwwww! Vodka and Chocolate milk???
ME: Wow…I like how out of those two things, THATS the one you’re grossed out by the most!!!

I’ve been here a year… now granted… I have quirky hours here… but…. really? This is MY sales team!!! And they think…
well… I’ll just let you discover the GIANT error in here…..
HINT: It’s in the 4th question (about my hobbies)

I feel like writing back…
‘please review the giant error you made on this……’
cos im the night girl… I’ve been here a year and haven’t had one endorsement!!!! Nothing to lose, right?!

Wow! A member of the Project Family named Jacob Elliot drew this of me on his computer..
I think it’s SPOT on… isn’t it?? Everyone else is jealous!!