I’m too lazy to cut and paste and block out peoples names and email addresses… but I assure you it went like this

PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR: OC was ok with a couple of FB posts about Pussies…. Please get Jordin the info you want her to pimp.

ME: WTF?

PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
: The ***** **** Human Society wants to keep their 8 month no euthanization streak going, but they have a TON of kittens coming in and they’re concerned they will have to put some down. I’m looking for a creative way to make this work…thinking this might be a cause Jordin would want to support through a social media endorsement? I’m open to other ideas as well, but I know she loves kitties!!!

ME:
I want to save ALLLLLL the kitties!!!

SALES GIRL
: Great—as soon as it’s confirmed by the client I’ll get you all the info. Thanks!