Being from Maine, I’ve seen a lot of Deer.
One morning I was eating breakfast in the dark. My mother woke up and came downstairs to get her morning coffee. Then she started to whisper.
“hey….don’t move fast, and definitely don’t jump…but look out the window next to you”
There was a Caribou looking IN THE WINDOW RIGHT AT ME…
So a few days ago, my girlfriend and I were at Lowe’s (cos she’s really into planting things right now) and we found this bag of stuff that you sprinkle on your lawn and it keeps DANGEROUS DEER away.
UM……I HAVE NEVER SEEN A DEER WITH FANGS LIKE THIS…HAVE YOU??
I thought they were nice….Dumb…but nice?!?! no?
