Can you figure out which one I am in this picture?!??!?! (circa June 2000)
I was going through a box of my old things. I found a folder of notes from when I went to school. These are my three favorite ones. Maybe the first two are only funny to those who were there. But, I’ll explain anyways:
We were always such good kids, and NEVER had any alcohol with us. That’s why this flier is so funny. It actually says, “Bring your own non-alcoholic beverage” but I whited out ‘non’ and put ‘very’ cos…WE NEVER DRANK!!!
*Address and phone number taken out to protect the innocent*
This is one of my favorites.
Remember back before you drove to school, and you had to take the bus? Well, if a friend wanted to take the bus to your house with you after school, you had to have your parents write a note. This is a note my friend Janet and I forged in 6th grade:
*DON’T LOOK AHEAD, READ MY DESCRIPTION BEFORE LOOKING AT THE LAST ONE*
This is my all-time favorite paper that I have from my childhood. I’ve actually told MANY people about this story *and probably talked about it on the radio* but it always seemed so, ‘out there’ that I didn’t think people believed me…. Here is proof:
What do you do when you turn 18 in Maine?? You buy a dirty magazine, some cigarettes, and get a piercing or tattoo! I did all three….Except I don’t smoke, so I gave the cigarettes away!
On my 18th Birthday
June 14, 2000
My friends said, ‘lets go get your belly button pierced!!’ ( I took the jewelry out in 2001….so just to let you know, hiding under my American Apparel Hoodie these days, is NOT a belly button piercing!)
I so nervous, I just signed the release paper and got the piercing. It wasn’t til hours later that we all realized how horrible the place was that I went and got pierced……I’m surprised I didn’t get a disease…
Did we catch all the misspellings?
