*My girlfriend Leighan, our friend Mika and I were talking about The Chinese Zodiac*
Mika: So Jordin, you were born in ‘82, that makes you a……dog……and you are most compatible with The Tiger…Who was born in 1986?
Me: Um, Oh….. *trails off*
Leighan: I know exactly who you are thinking of.
Me: oh yeah, who?
Leighan: Megan Fox
Me: How the HELL did you know that?
Leighan: Cos I ALWAYS know what you are thinking!!
Me: Oh yeah, what am I thinking of now?
Leighan: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Me: damn…..you’re good…
*TRUE STORY!*
