What are these bitches doing? Don’t they know what could happen to their phones if they dropped it?!
I am the kind of person who always protects my iPhone. I don’t EVER have it around liquid or anything harmful, and if I am totally wasted, I still make sure my phone is somewhere safe before I even go to the BATHROOM at a bar…
Yesterday I dropped my phone in ICE CREAM……After having the iPhone for 3 years, I didn’t have my phone protected correctly and dropped it in some god damn ice cream.
Surprisingly, It worked all day and night, but this morning when I woke up the ringer was REALLY quiet… I assume that the ice cream dried all sticky overnight and messed the inside speaker up!!
So I ran to my computer and found out that TODAY was the LAST DAY that my phone was covered by the iPhone Protection Plan…..Googled some ELABORATE LIE that I would try to pull off in hopes that Apple would just replace my iPhone rather than slapping me for being a dumbass right in the middle of the store.
Brought it in. Tried to act cool though my stomach CHRUNED when the guy told me he needed to “bring it out back to check it out more”…..i walked around for 20 minutes looking at computers, thinking he was gonna come out and tell me I messed my phone up myself..
Finally he walked up to me… I thought he was gonna slap or stab me for lying, but in fact he said: ‘I see there are actually a few problems with this phone!!! I just gave you a new one!’
No shit!!
Well, I used up my remaining bit of “good luck” today, on my iPhone..Now I will probably get hit by a bus for lying..
I know, I should have saved that “luck” for a new job…
Great conversation I just had with my girlfriend
Leighan: What are you doing?
Me: Blogging about my iPhone story
Leighan: Does anyone even read your blog?
Me: No….
