I am not a morning person (unless your gonna pay me really well to do a morning show…then I’ll totally wake up!)
Today I had to go to a MANDATORY MEETING for my Unemployment. They take 3 hours of your life to show you how to fill out your ‘Job Search Logs’ & tell you not to be a huge moron when it comes to job interviews…..
Huge pain in my ass. But I kept good notes….check them out:
8:15am-
Can’t find where we are supposed to park, because the map they sent was photocopied way too many times and it’s impossible to read
8:32am-
Walk into the room to check in. Holy cow. These people I am here with belong on a) The Hills Have Eyes or b) Jerry Springer
8:42am
-sit next to a huge woman who is bubbling as she breathes, and is listening to rap music really loud on headphones
8:51am-
My stereotyping was correct..she was not listening to an MP3 player, but rather a CD player..(woah, do those even exist anymore)
9:01am-
We move to the “conference” room, and the woman in charge of our ‘re-re session’ writes her name on the board, like we were in a real class….
9:14am-
someone’s phone rings, (a chicken sound) and it’s the end of the world! The lady stops ‘class’ to glare at the woman who didn’t put her phone on silent
10:15am-
The woman next to me starts ‘The Great Debate’ on which color pen she is allowed to use to fill out her job search logs (she can’t seem to grasp that you can’t use a red pen!)
10:20am-
someone shows up late. A 57 year old asian man with a dora the explorer backpack…..
10:45am-
we watch a movie about how to fill out our job search logs…..
11:01am-
I got up and went poop during the ‘movie’
11:05am-
I got back (it was a quick one!) and the ‘teacher’ said we could leave if no one had any questions
11:09am-
This c*** sitting next to me had 5 DUMB QUESTIONS (plus she smelled!) (picture attached)
11:11am-
walking out i saw the grossest family, who were beating their gross little child and yelling at him right on the campus….
11:13am-
lost faith in humanity again…
